[Stu from NYC]

This thread gets funnier and funnier and so many have no clue why.

[JGVillages]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths.
The Citizens on Patrol for Speeders will start ticketing all vehicles that exceed 20 miles per hour. The first ticket will be 25$ and second and forward will be 75$. The Cops will work off a 30% commission rate, use their own golf cars, be equipped with radar guns, sirens, and use their own phone to capture pictures. The excess funds will be used to cover equipment costs, uniforms, food banks, and psychological evaluations for repeat offenders. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

So if these “cops” use their own carts that go 20mph how do they catch one going 25mph?

[Mrprez]

Originally Posted by JGVillages

So if these “cops” use their own carts that go 20mph how do they catch one going 25mph?

That’s a really good question. Maybe you should call the number listed tomorrow and find out.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by JGVillages

So if these “cops” use their own carts that go 20mph how do they catch one going 25mph?

the program gives them a supercharge so they can go 25 1/2 mph and even faster downhill.

[Two Bills]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

Judging by the positive response to this thread, anyone interested in applying for a place, should ring early tomorrow morning!

[rustyp]

Originally Posted by JSR22

I am beginning to believe many posters have an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Agree. What is not a joke is these people live here and truly believe they are mensa club members.

Duh what's a mensa ? - just google it !

[Laker14]

Originally Posted by Two Bills

Judging by the positive response to this thread, anyone interested in applying for a place, should ring early tomorrow morning!

Done! I got my new uniform today.
Consider the MMPs safer now that I'm on it!

[JSR22]

Originally Posted by rustyp

Agree. What is not a joke is these people live here and truly believe they are mensa club members.

Duh what's a mensa ? - just google it !

Too funny! Most of the posters are not Mensa material!

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by rustyp

Agree. What is not a joke is these people live here and truly believe they are mensa club members.

Duh what's a mensa ? - just google it !

A mensa is a kinda crawdad. 😛

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by JSR22

Too funny! Most of the posters are not Mensa material!

No just too lazy or busy to read at least some of the responses.

[Garywt]

Originally Posted by JGVillages

So if these “cops” use their own carts that go 20mph how do they catch one going 25mph?

Anyone who signs up can have their golf cart set to go 35 mph so they can catch them.

[Garywt]

Originally Posted by bowlingal

how is this supposed to be enforced? there is no id or plate number. you don't need a drivers license. A 300 pound man speeding will be courteous to a 120 pound woman giving a ticket? I think not. People will just refuse the ticket or throw it away. How will this be enforced and protect the ticket givers from violence?
and there will be violence.....guaranteed

First do you think I would give a lady a hard time. As I read it, if you do not have the proper ID on you like your Villages ID, you will be detained until the Sheriff arrives and then they will deal with you.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Garywt

First do you thick I would give a lady a hard time. As I read it, if you do not have the proper ID on you like your Villages ID, you will be detained until the Sheriff arrives and then they will deal with you.

Just so you know the cop wanna bees get a taser to deal with the rowdy.

[frose]

it's people like you that are the reason for people not wanting to stay

[Laker14]

Originally Posted by frose

it's people like you that are the reason for people not wanting to stay

yep. we got 'em leaving in droves.