[village dreamer]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths.
The Citizens on Patrol for Speeders will start ticketing all vehicles that exceed 20 miles per hour. The first ticket will be 25$ and second and forward will be 75$. The Cops will work off a 30% commission rate, use their own golf cars, be equipped with radar guns, sirens, and use their own phone to capture pictures. The excess funds will be used to cover equipment costs, uniforms, food banks, and psychological evaluations for repeat offenders. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

april fools

[drcar]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths.
The Citizens on Patrol for Speeders will start ticketing all vehicles that exceed 20 miles per hour. The first ticket will be 25$ and second and forward will be 75$. The Cops will work off a 30% commission rate, use their own golf cars, be equipped with radar guns, sirens, and use their own phone to capture pictures. The excess funds will be used to cover equipment costs, uniforms, food banks, and psychological evaluations for repeat offenders. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

If this was true, which I am sure it is not! This would NOT be the place for the announcement! Sounds like and smells like a scam!

[drcar]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths.
The Citizens on Patrol for Speeders will start ticketing all vehicles that exceed 20 miles per hour. The first ticket will be 25$ and second and forward will be 75$. The Cops will work off a 30% commission rate, use their own golf cars, be equipped with radar guns, sirens, and use their own phone to capture pictures. The excess funds will be used to cover equipment costs, uniforms, food banks, and psychological evaluations for repeat offenders. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

And YES I know it is Aprils FOOLS day, LOL

[JSR22]

Originally Posted by drcar

If this was true, which I am sure it is not! This would NOT be the place for the announcement! Sounds like and smells like a scam!

April Fools Day!

[BookerBo]

If it were true, I could out run em.

[Mortal1]

April fools!

[Garywt]

My grandson has been pulling pranks on us all day with this April Fools thing.

The worst one I saw today was Edelman signing with the Bucs.

[Marathon Man]

Originally Posted by Keefelane66

So much for MMP being private property and exempt for RULES as previously stated by a TOTV poster.

Because this poster is correct and the other poster is wrong?

You know it's April 1, right?

[Pinball wizard]

Could you imagine the TV show: COPS: The Villages!

[SHIBUMI]

Hi,
Yes it is April fools, I hope someone at least got a laugh....the phone number is. 1-800-got y'all.........no need to call.... Happy 1st

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths.
The Citizens on Patrol for Speeders will start ticketing all vehicles that exceed 20 miles per hour. The first ticket will be 25$ and second and forward will be 75$. The Cops will work off a 30% commission rate, use their own golf cars, be equipped with radar guns, sirens, and use their own phone to capture pictures. The excess funds will be used to cover equipment costs, uniforms, food banks, and psychological evaluations for repeat offenders. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

[mtdjed]

Originally Posted by Marathon Man

Because this poster is correct and the other poster is wrong?

You know it's April 1, right?

Oh Rats. I thought that the speeding checking was false but I thought that was just a ruse to get a uniformed force of residents armed and amassed at the "Walmart Gate" to keep all of those masses of illegal aliens from Stonecrest from entering the promised land of The Villages and usurping our beloved MMP. I guess that we have to go back to planned Toll Booth at that gate to keep those rascals out.

[JMintzer]

"Citizen's Arrest!"

[billethkid]

[gatorbill1]

Got me on this - hard not to believe this area and state could do anything they want

[ohiosbestus]

I dont believe a word of it........April Fools