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Old 08-14-2023, 11:58 AM
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You have to pay "The Alligator Whisperer" to train them. Don't you have one on retainer in the Village of Stu????

Seriously, I believe those islands are on chains and get pulled to shore----I've seen the big one parked at shore a few times.
We used to but the gator decided he wanted meat and no golf balls for his dinner so he ate the whisperer.

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We used to but the gator decided he wanted meat and no golf balls for his dinner so he ate the whisperer.

Want to apply for the position?
Maybe next year

Besides, I'm more of a yeller than a whisperer.
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Old 08-14-2023, 03:10 PM
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Are the floating greens not tilted so the balls roll off?
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Old 08-14-2023, 03:31 PM
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Can they capsize? You know, like Guam?
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Can they capsize? You know, like Guam?
Just ask Senator Johnson HA HA
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Are the floating greens not tilted so the balls roll off?
I would guess the obvious answer is either no, or not enough, since there are hundreds of balls on that floating green
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Old 08-14-2023, 04:31 PM
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I would guess the obvious answer is either no, or not enough, since there are hundreds of balls on that floating green
And one of them is mine!
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One of the last things I would worry about…
Who's worried? It was a simple (and perfectly logical) question...
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How do the get the practice balls off of the island greens and the water at Sarasota range?
I would imagine the have small boat hidden some like at lopez.
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Old 08-15-2023, 07:32 AM
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Are the floating greens not tilted so the balls roll off?
If they were that would be the topic of a weekly complaint thread here.
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