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Old 02-10-2020, 02:03 PM
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Yes, SEX
With a partner!
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Do they sell Viagra blue loofas?
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The silver colored loofa means you have successfully affixed your hair extension, and are now eligible for a discount on a fancy product that will give you argyrosis if you drink enough of it - and if you buy three, we'll give you your choice of two out of five of our exclusive supplements free, for the price of the other three.

(of course you could just pop a Centrum, wear a wig, and use a decent moisturizing foundation with SPF of 15 or better but let's not spoil the fantasy, hm?)
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So, where do the girls with the red shoes hangout? Inquiring minds want to know.

Why? You got money to burn?
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I don't think it's just a rumor.

My cult leader has told me that it's true, so no amount of facts you may come up with proving otherwise...will ever change my mind.

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Hmmm, and now I’m in a dilemma...

My problem is that recently I bought some cool red shoes because they match the color of my car.... and now I read this thread...

Good grief...

Sign me,

Not a hooker in Monarch Grove
I just brought nice all red Fila tennis shoes 👞, I wonder why I was getting funny look like they were sizing me up on courts.
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For those claiming to have parking problems - to throw off the rest of these inquiring minds searching for the mysterious loofah code... In addition to suggestions already made - just take a photo with your phone.
Which works beautifully unless you forget that you forgot to take a picture today and you end up desperately searching for your car using yesterday's photo.
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Spoiler! ....Your post and that picture of your shoes made me snort, in a most unladylike manner.

My advice: I think you will be OK — just be sure not to wear those gorgeous new red shoes with booty shorts.
Well, thank heavens, finally someone with an ounce of fashion sense... I only wore them tiny pants once or twice up to that square in Spanish Springs and I really didn't feel that comfortable in them anyhow. I guess I’ll give them back to my cousin Bobby. (They were his first anyhow...)

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