Where are the birds?

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Old 09-12-2009, 02:01 PM
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The birds are starting to return. I was talking to our neighbor and he just arrived from New York. He said they had a wet summer and he is glad to be back in TV.
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Old 09-12-2009, 05:31 PM
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feeding the birds really does attract snakes and rodents. I found that out this past winter when I saw rats eating the dropped seed beneath our feeders. Solved that by removing the feeders. Sorry for the birds but dont want rodents or snakes in my back yard.
Then there was the guy who got the snake to eat the rat who ate the bird seed, but you know the danger:


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Perhaps she'll die.

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Perhaps she'll die.

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Perhaps she'll die.

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She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
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Perhaps she'll die.

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That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
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Perhaps she'll die.

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Perhaps she'll die.

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