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Old 05-04-2007, 09:22 AM
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Default Who's your daddy?


I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS . . .

A guy goes to the supermarket where a beautiful blond woman waves to him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her.

So.... he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids".

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher." :redface:
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