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Old 07-07-2010, 07:45 AM
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Could there possibly be Russian spies living here in the Villages?

With the recent news of spies working "deep cover" in communities across America it would be logical for the Russians to place spies in retirement communities to establish contacts and intel from former government workers.

Joe and Linda six pack that live next door could actually be Boris and Natasha Smirnoff. eek
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:30 AM
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OMG, too funny, my maiden name was Sally Smith (honest to God).
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They will probably take samples of the Koolaid to their laboratories to discover the ingredients to happiness.
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Are you planning a Joseph Mcarthy style inquisition? Won't work today.
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OMG, too funny, my maiden name was Sally Smith (honest to God).
You are kidding aren't you Salpal? Sally Smith sounds like a made up name.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:19 PM
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I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program.
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I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program.
I hope not. That's disgusting.
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The Sicilians are coming! The Sicilian are coming!

Wait, that's a different movie.

Witness/Victim Protection in TV for someone from Federal Hill in Providence, RI, would be worse than prison.
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p, what is wrong with you? You know the mafia doesn't exist. wink-wink
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Gracie, Sally Smith was truly my maiden name and my late brother was John Smith, and this will tickle you, my Mother is Grace "Gracie" Smith. My brother and I were named after our great grandparents (who had names other than Smith).

I remember when I was young, single and flirting, men would ask my name. When I replied, they invariably would say "C'mon, what is your real name?" My answer was that if were making up a fake name, I would be more imaginative.
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I been told the goverment has placed several ex-mafia figures in the villages. under new names etc, goverment witness program.
The Soprano's do Leisureville. Could there be a sequel?
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It's obvious the spies have been here a longtime. I think they had a hand in designing the roundabouts!
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I think a lot of people on this blog have too much time on their hands.

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