Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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What do people ask when they meet someone for the first time? Answer: Where are you from?
How many times would you guess that question has been asked? One hundred thousand times? One million times? 10 million times? More? And what do people think when they hear the answer? What associations come to mind? Let's say you are from Alabama and the person says, "I'm from California." Or you are from California and the other person says, "I'm from Alabama." There must be some association that the mind immediately makes. What is it? The politically correct response to this thread is: It doesn't matter. If it doesn't matter, why ask the question? What question typically comes next after you find out your place of origin has nothing in common with the other person. Oops! This belongs on The Villages board. |
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The most asked question is, "when is my closing".
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For me "It's what tees do you play from?"
Sorry I asked the wrong question. No I take that back It's "Did you see where my ball went?" i think that's a winner |
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What's our t-time?
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When's that sale at Beall's?
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Is it happy hour yet?
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Is it gas or electric?
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Is there anything that you hate about the Villages? Answer: NO
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Are you here visiting your parents
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Where are we going to eat after golf?
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Where are the $3 martinis
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What Village do you live in?
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"OK. This is all real nice. But what's the catch? There's gotta be something wrong, somewhere."
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What song are you going to sing ?
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