[stuckinparadise]

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”
― William Shakespeare

[Bruiser1]

Originally Posted by inda50

''you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think'' one of my school teachers

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead!

Stan Laurel

[2BNTV]

People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.- Lincoln

I don't cost nuttin to be nice.- Mom

[jblum315]

I myself have always disliked being called a genius. It is fascinating to notice how quickly people have been able to intuit this aversion and avoid using the term.
- John Lanchester, The Debt to Pleasure

[Patty55]

"If I had his money and he had a feather up his butt we'd both be tickled"