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Old 11-08-2013, 07:43 PM
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I thought this was hilarious, so don't flame me. Please enjoy.

For a guy, I consider myself to be ok, when it comes to keeping my house clean and updated. I bought two new bedspreads, and was in the process of taking off the old ones. I cound get the mattress cover to move. I then saw it was held in by large safety pins. OMG

I thought to myself if the mattress cover didn't fit, then why not return it to the store as defective. You could have knocked me over with a feather.

I then went to the guest bedroom, and saw a sock that I thought had fallen down and was caught between the mattress and wall. Upon futher examination, I found the socks, (there were two), were stapled to the wall Double OMG.
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Socks stapled to the wall!? Makes you wonder what else you'll find!
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Is the sock there so the bed doesnt hit the wall dont want to paint.
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Socks probably put there by visiting kids who didn't want mom and/or dad to know they were having "some fun." ;-)
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Joe, I'll have what you are having!
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Socks probably put there by visiting kids who didn't want mom and/or dad to know they were having "some fun." ;-)
I forgot to add this thought to my post. They must have been rockin and rolling.
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Doug:

Are you and Pam still going to the Waterfort Sunday for karaoke?

I plan to be there unless something earthshaking happens.

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Socks probably put there by visiting kids who didn't want mom and/or dad to know they were having "some fun." ;-)
Could have been some visiting grown-ups as well knocking boots. Maybe, they also needed the safety pins to keep the bed sheet in place. I think amorous visitors should bring their own sheets.
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Doug:

Are you and Pam still going to the Waterfort Sunday for karaoke?

I plan to be there unless something earthshaking happens.

Joe
Hey Joe,
Yes, TOTV Happy is this Sunday at the Waterfront. We will all be arriving around 5:00. Hope you can make it!
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