[graciegirl]

I am bringing my brownie to the square tomorrow night and I will be taking pictures. Helene is in charge of make up and I need a volunteer for air brushing and props.

Who do you want to look like?

[Boomer]

GG,

Do you have one of those skinny-making lenses that I think Oprah must be using for those magazine covers?

And I recently saw my arch-nemesis Paula Deen (the only woman that Mr. Boomer would ever leave me for) on the cover of a magazine and I think she borrowed Oprah's lense.

So, GG, if you can get one of those lenses, I will fly down there for the photo-op.

You know, I heard that movie stars in the old days used to insist that lenses be smeared with Vaseline to get that nice, kind, soft focus. Do you think that's true? I don't know anything about photography.

Boomer

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Boomer

GG,

Do you have one of those skinny-making lenses that I think Oprah must be using for those magazine covers?

And I recently saw my arch-nemesis Paula Deen (the only woman that Mr. Boomer would ever leave me for) on the cover of a magazine and I think she borrowed Oprah's lense.

So, GG, if you can get one of those lenses, I will fly down there for the photo-op.

You know, I heard that movie stars in the old days used to insist that lenses be smeared with Vaseline to get that nice, kind, soft focus. Do you think that's true? I don't know anything about photography.

Boomer

Boom. I don't have any Vaseline. Will K Y jelly work?

[nONIE]

GRACIE!!!!

[Boomer]

GG,

Have you noticed that we Cincinnati girls get up awfully early in the morning?

The electrician is coming soon and will render me powerless until this afternoon. Probably a good thing.

Boomer