[KathieI]

Touche !!!

[villages07]

zippy applefanny

Sounds like a stripper!!!

Better than rhino butt, I guess.

Thanks, redwitch...good fun.

[samhass]

Lumpy Applebrain....uck!!

[bamafan]

Snotty Bubblesprinkles.

[jtdraig]

:dontknow:Stinky Applebrain :edit: :joke: :#1: :arrow: ;D

[dobronte]

Hello my name is Squezzet Applelips and my wife Chim Chim Wafflebuns, doesn't sound Norwegian does it. :joke: :joke: :joke: :joke:

[islandgal]

Ms. Chim-chim Applebuns ???

[ewstanley]

Originally Posted by redwitch

(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f =
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Ms. Poopsie Girdlechunks

Zsa Zsa Gerbil Head
:joke:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

As THE Hyacinth Bucket, pronounced BooKay, there is NO way I can be known as Poopsie Chicken Butt. I am sure the Council Woman would faint if she knew that was my name.

And,of course Richard would never dare use that name and none of My Dear Sisters would ever dream of calling me that, much less my friend Elizabeth.

Witch, perhaps when you are feeling better you can find a more suitable name for me.

I do hope you are feeling better.

Hyacinth Bucket

[Bella]

Pinky Gizzard Juice

Heard this is a popular game of using these names with young boys according to a source of a volunteer at Palm Harbor Library in where else-- Palm Harbor, Florida.

Think these are a lot of fun. Thanks Redwitch for starting this thread. :bigthumbsup:

[redwitch]

And SANTA CLAUS is:

Mr. Zippy Liversprinkles

Gee, his name still sounds like it will keep on giving.

[nONIE]

WAIT, WAIT, just one more, Im Goober cottiebutt!!

Now that is embarassing! :redface:

[nONIE]

WAIT, WAIT, Just one more! Im Goober CottieButt, now

Thats embarassing!! :redface:

[MMC24]

I am Mr. Buttercup Bumblebuns OMG!!! 1rnfl