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Old 06-26-2015, 07:49 PM
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How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.
WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?
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Personally I thought it was pretty good. But how do you tell which carrot is the girl and which is the boy!
Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.
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Sigh, so the poor girl carrot will now have to suffer from stem envy?
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WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?
Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP
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Good one, Rubicon. How about some more conversations? The more you converse, the better the conversations will get.

Golfingeagle... God must have quite a good band up there.
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Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.
Of course! Thanks for clarifying that mystery. 😃
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Old 06-27-2015, 08:32 AM
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I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.
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OP, Have you thought about writing a book? Better yet a television program where they send in offerings for a 20 minute talk they just had with God. I want to be the first to apply for treasurer of "Rubicon's talk with God". Enjoyed your piece!
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Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP
Of course-DUH. Rumor has it she asked him for a Mercedes. I think I would have asked for a bathroom.
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In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
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That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
Good one!
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Joining this dialogue late...now it does not matter if you get one boy and one girl carrot on the ark! Watch for the rainbow when the flood subsides....
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my mother-in-law used to talk to satan....he called her regularly for advice!
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