[Patty55]

Originally Posted by kellyjam

How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.

WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

[rubicon]

Originally Posted by dbussone

Personally I thought it was pretty good. But how do you tell which carrot is the girl and which is the boy!

Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.

[redwitch]

Sigh, so the poor girl carrot will now have to suffer from stem envy?

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Patty55

WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP

[CFrance]

Good one, Rubicon. How about some more conversations? The more you converse, the better the conversations will get.

Golfingeagle... God must have quite a good band up there.

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by rubicon

Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.

Of course! Thanks for clarifying that mystery. 😃

[jebartle]

....Love this humor...Just like "Oh, God"...great movie.

Originally Posted by rubicon

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

[justjim]

OP, Have you thought about writing a book? Better yet a television program where they send in offerings for a 20 minute talk they just had with God. I want to be the first to apply for treasurer of "Rubicon's talk with God". Enjoyed your piece!

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP

Of course-DUH. Rumor has it she asked him for a Mercedes. I think I would have asked for a bathroom.

[kellyjam]

Originally Posted by Patty55

WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by kellyjam

In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

Good one!

[kittygilchrist]

Joining this dialogue late...now it does not matter if you get one boy and one girl carrot on the ark! Watch for the rainbow when the flood subsides....

[looneycat]

my mother-in-law used to talk to satan....he called her regularly for advice!