[bobdeb]

"Intelligence is no guarantee against being dead wrong."
- Carl Sagan

And an exchange between Lady Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill.

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

[tophcfa]

You f’ed up, you trusted us. John Belushi, Animal House.

[bobdeb]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

You f’ed up, you trusted us. John Belushi, Animal House.

One of my all time favorites!

[Decadeofdave]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

You f’ed up, you trusted us. John Belushi, Animal House.

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[60North]

While digging through the deep pile of horse manure: “There must be a pony in here somewhere!”

[retiredguy123]

In 1988, Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle:

"You're no Jack Kennedy."

[bobdeb]

And a couple of Dean Wormer quotes.

"Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"As of this moment, they're on double secret probation!"

[Polar Bear]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

[Taltarzac725]

The 20+ Best It Happened One Night Quotes

Some of these are very funny.

Ellie: You've been telling me what not to do ever since I can remember.
Mr. Andrews: That's because you've always been a stubborn idiot.
Ellie: I come from a long line of stubborn idiots.

[rustyp]

“The future ain't what it used to be.”
― Yogi Berra

[retiredguy123]

What a husband said about his wife:

"She always let's me have her way."

[Taltarzac725]

When Harry Met Sally - I'll have what she's having - YouTube

Think you will remember what came before this. I do not want to cause a ruckus in some households with wives and/or husbands wondering what is going on in the other room when Sally really gets into it at the restaurant with no involvement from Harry.

[Two Bills]

On his tombstone. "I told you I was ill"
Spike Milligan. Comedian and Hypocondriac.
Died aged 84.

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

You f’ed up, you trusted us. John Belushi, Animal House.

I do believe it was Otter (Tim Matheson) who spoke that line...

[Stu from NYC]

When you come to a fork in the road take it.

Yogi Berra