[anarick]

Honk if you want to see my finger.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by anarick

Honk if you want to see my finger.

Bumper sticker read, "Honk if you love Jesus".

He honked and the religious bumper sticker guy flipped him the bird.

True story.

[anarick]

A nice quote is "It doesn't cost anything to be nice"

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by anarick

A nice quote is "It doesn't cost anything to be nice"

Thank you.

Back to the salt mine.

[anarick]

what's cookin good lookin

[2BNTV]

I'll see around like a donut and so long just like a crueller.

[Joaniesmom]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

I'll see around like a donut and so long just like a crueller.

I've given this a good deal of thought and think I'm going to ask for a little help on this one.

How about: "Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

My dear old Kentucky Daddy.

[graciegirl]

Nervous as a ho in church?

[ssmith]

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!

[anarick]

nervous as a porcupine in a balloon factory

[2BNTV]

How do you milk a porcupine? Very carefully.

[msendo]

Hi!
I'm a wannabe newbe,

Laura and Rob Petri came from New Rochelle, not too far from Danbury,Ct, but located in Westchester, NY.

Back on track-
My mother use to tell me " you're like six sheets in the wind."

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by msendo

Hi!
I'm a wannabe newbe,

Laura and Rob Petri came from New Rochelle, not too far from Danbury,Ct, but located in Westchester, NY.

Back on track-
My mother use to tell me " you're like six sheets in the wind."

to TOTV. Keep on posting.

Back on track:

You're as funny as a fart in a spacesuit.

[2BNTV]

I don't let people rent space in my head.

[anarick]

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.