[uujudy]

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

[2BNTV]

Mom used to say, "it don't cost nutin to be nice".

[2BNTV]

My get-up and go has got up and gone.

[2BNTV]

Let's bury the hatchet.

[2BNTV]

That cracks me up.

[Didiwinbob]

Here's yer hat what's your hurry

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.


Chris

[Didiwinbob]

I have/had freckles, my great uncle would hold my chin and say "did a cow sneeze on your face". I got tired of hearing this by the time I turned 10.


Chris

[Didiwinbob]

I brought you into this world and if you keep it up I'll take you out

Good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite


Chris

[Didiwinbob]

You are the cat's meow


Chris

[Didiwinbob]

The light is on but no one's home (referring to someone that is ditsy)


Chris

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Didiwinbob

Here's yer hat what's your hurry

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Chris

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split ya!!!

George Jefferson

[Posh 08]

Was the dance worth the candles?

[2BNTV]

I'll eat your hat.

[anarick]

shiver my timbers

[anarick]

no **** Sherlock