[Muncle]

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to Lowes. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and start s crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.

Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.

[Russ_Boston]

It must be real hot in TV today for you to have enough time to think of great posts like this one :bigthumbsup:

[chelsea24]

1rnfl Muncle! You nut! Any Chippendale dancers out there???

[handieman]

You Mean??? This isn't legitimate???

What am I going to do with 86 brand new wallets now??

Uncle Muncle scores again :bigthumbsup:

Handie :joke:

[renielarson]

Munc

You made me really laugh again......ty

[sandybill2]

Muncle---that was hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

[MMC24]

The increased sale of wallets will stimulate the economy faster than the President's plan.

[REDCART]

My wife tells me this is an old scam, but I'd never heard of it before. I too can afford to lose a few wallets. Now where do you recommend I sit and wait to have my windshield cleaned?

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Munc I am delighted to learn that you had such a wonderful time.

Please post when the Chippendale's are in town.

When do you lose your wallet again?

HB

[graciegirl]

Muncle. YOU LIE! I checked the police reports, (public record) and you did not have your wallet stolen on the 24th.

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

1rnfl Muncle! You nut! Any Chippendale dancers out there???

Chelsea,

Be careful what you wish for.

How old do you suppose those Chippendale dancers are by now?

They have been around for a long time.

Stop and think about what it might be like for you to try to tuck all those dollar bills into their pants at this point.

Boomer

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Graciegirl, I do not think Munc reported these incidents to the police. I think he is trying to capture the culprits on his own. He is in the process of gathering evidence, or at least that is what I heard.

Beady, I thought there was a new generation of Chippendales to take the place of the old ones. Are you sure your info is correct? Hope not. :'(

HB

[KathieI]

Muncle, in your dreams......... wake up, your in TV?

[Donna]

Originally Posted by Boomer BeBack

Chelsea,

Be careful what you wish for.

How old do you suppose those Chippendale dancers are by now?

They have been around for a long time.

Stop and think about what it might be like for you to try to tuck all those dollar bills into their pants at this point.

Boomer

There is always a fresh batch of Chippendales brewing, young, good looking, bodies of steel...need I say more..Lets go girls, I think we need a few things at Home Depot!