[Muncle]

I more or less accidentally watched Unhitched tonight on FOX after The Simpsons. I figured anything was better than "reality television." That two big mistakes I've made today. During the 1/2 hours show I actually smiled a couple times and may even have chuckled once, but felt totally embarrassed about doing so. Now I have an overpowering urge to take a quick hot shower before I do anything else.

[Sidney Lanier]

You've addressed your own issue in your signature: "Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it." Is that a quote from Tom Lehrer? The man is extraordinarily clever!