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Live in the Now. Find Inner Peace. Work on your childhood issues. Learn your life lessons, and work on those. Practice Acceptance, Love, Forgiveness, Understanding, and be a Good Listener
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Old 10-17-2022, 09:27 PM
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Yes, we must leave the world a better place! Sadly, there are way too many humans suffering from their childhood issues, and taking their anger out inappropriately. Too many overwhelmed, exhausted working parents who don't have the time to understand their childrens' needs and emotions.
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Old 10-17-2022, 09:30 PM
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Watch the movie "Sequoia." An escaped giraffe from a zoo swallows a small portable radio playing sports news. While the giraffe is walking back to his zoo cage, the radio keeps playing. If you love movies, this one is grrrrrrrrrrreat!
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I heard a guy opine some time back that the moment of death is like the most powerful orgasm you can imagine, times about one thousand.

Kinda like that idea...
Sounds like it is that orgasm that kills ya.
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I apologize to the person that said something about a silly comment. They were talking about another comment, not mine.
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On Venus the animals have the guns, and they mount human heads on their walls!
And some of those people never looked better. Almost lifelike. 👵👴👩👳👷👦👱
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Old 10-18-2022, 09:10 AM
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Sounds like it is that orgasm that kills ya.
My tombstone will read, " He came and went!"
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Old 10-18-2022, 12:40 PM
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On Venus the animals have the guns, and they mount human heads on their walls!
Yes, turnabout is fair play. And I was just joking about the, "hunter's lives matter".
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Rodney Dangerfield's tombstone reads--

"There goes the neighborhood."

Rodney Dangerfield'''s Funny Tombstone | Tombstone, The last laugh, Tombstone epitaphs

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Old 10-18-2022, 01:04 PM
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figure out a way to spend it all. And if you can't, be sure everything is in a trust or Uncle Sam will rob your inheritors.
Another post about thwarting the estate tax. Please refer to my post at 211. Estate tax gets a bad rap in layman's terms, Actually, 90% of all people are never affected by estate tax because it applies ONLY to very large estates. Many people only WISH that they had enough wealth to be affected by it.

Taxes get a bad rap as does LARGE State and Federal government. Without taxes, there would be no interstate highways to drive on. Without taxes, the US would NOT have a large and effective military, which keeps Russian and Chinese soldiers from kicking people out of their homes and into concentration camps. So, be careful what you wish for when you want lower taxes because we are all too old to learn a new language like Russian or Chinese.

So, in thinking about what happens when you are deceased, I would recommend not focusing on how one feels about big government's worth and efficiency, but on the efficiency of the US military, which gave America GREAT wealth and prosperity after WW2. We owe the ones that died too early that much.
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Old 10-18-2022, 03:35 PM
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… of course they are a part of God’s plan … everybody read John 3:16-17. Then think about it… it is the pure & perfect ‘baby formula’ for believers! 😎👊
What else is part of God's plan? How about childhood cancer or natural disasters with loss of life and total devastation or....... you get the idea. Asking for a friend.
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For me, dead is not a problem.
It's the dying bit I am more concerned about!.
As for afterlife, I am a firm believer that we are just compost or ashes after death.
No spirits in the sky, harps, or fluffy clouds.
What he said^^^^
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Old 10-18-2022, 04:10 PM
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How many religions or spiritual belief systems have there been? Hundreds? Thousands? There have been many, each with its own group of stories re a possible afterlife. They can't all be correct. And at this point, I doubt any of them are. The 72 virgins? The golden plates story? Angels flying, with wings no less? Unfortunately, or fortunately, when you go, you go.
The Christians "stole" that fairy tale about a virgin mother from the Pagans. The least the Christians should have done was make up their own story.
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That's why it's called faith.
Correction.......BLIND faith.
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Old 10-18-2022, 04:13 PM
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What else is part of God's plan? How about childhood cancer or natural disasters with loss of life and total devastation or....... you get the idea. Asking for a friend.
What's GOD have to do with cancer? How do you know that cancer is not caused by man? According to some on here, natural(?) disasters are caused by man caused climate change. Interesting how there are many folks in the world that wish to blame GOD for anything that happens to them, yet insist that man has caused all of the naturally occurring changes. Some folks need to make up their minds.
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