Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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...why onions smell like armpits and visa versa?
...why can't horses or cows throw up? What silly things have you pondered, wondered or asked about? |
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I've wondered how some of my coworkers made it through 4 (or more) years of college but have no common sense.
I've wondered how some of my male coworkers ever found a wife...or these guys must behave much better at home than they do at the office. I've wondered if some of my male coworkers have a special "lazy man spray" that they spray on themselves in the parking lot just before entering the office. The lazy man spray stays effective for approximately 8 hours and wears off soon after leaving the office for the day. I've wondered how some of my male coworkers know how to use their work computers to find out how their stocks are doing, how their favorite sports team is doing or find out the latest sports gossip, but apparently have no idea how to use their work computers to manage the projects that are assigned to them. |
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![]() Your arm pits will smell like onions if you eat too many raw onions or too much onion powder. But an onion just smells like an onion. |
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![]() Y'know that part of your brain that tells you "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" I think I'm missing it. |
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“ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ” ![]() |
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And I am wondering why Honey Boo Boo, the Kardashian family and the Jersey Shore TV show cast are so popular? Maybe I am getting old!
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I wonder who is Honey Boo Boo?
Kitty ps "true love" and "boyfriend" are mutually exclusive terms in my world... |
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hmmm. I wonder if Laura's integrity is making her angry at slackers. Eagle among turkeys, hurry up and get down here.
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Gobble, gobble!
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No sir. Just my observations during my years with my employer. Some of my male (and female coworkers) are great to deal with. Some not so much. But that is true at any job...
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I'm wondering WHAT is Honey Boo Boo, what's with the name and why do we care what these people do with their lives??
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When a baby hurts itself, why does the mother usually say, "oh, you have a boo boo? Honey got a boo boo?"
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Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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I wonder why I lose my reading glasses 5 times a day and I never leave the house
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