Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
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I can see how it has worked for you. Hope you enjoy the jokes, since you seem to think that every thread should be about you and your lame project. Since I am on your ignore list you won't read this. But, everyone else will and probably agree, whether they say so or not. Have a great day. |
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...you may get a nice surprise. She is one of the many celebrities I follow on Facebook and I can have exchanges with some of them. And have. I have been on Facebook for seven years or so and was on Findlaw from 2002-2006 or so and had a nice relationship online with a Lifetime Production Assistant. One of her boyfriends even came on and claimed to be a very liberal extremely well known movie star.
And movie stars do have e-mail addresses. I wrote a few of these people for years in the early 2000s. Quote:
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Foreign Minister of Iran, Country Where There Are No LGBT or Women's Rights, Says Trump Is 'Medieval'
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224 613 Project
It seems I have been mentioning this 224 613 Project on Talk of the Villages since I got on here in July of 2007. That was after Gary Corsair had done a small article on me in The Villages Daily Sun on Memorial Day of 2007. And probably long after I had written the Sumter County Sheriff Bill Farmer and introduced myself and my work in late 2005. I do hope law enforcement look at these posts of mine about the 224 613 Project. I have been counting on it. |
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Funny Liberal/Democrat Jokes To Start Your Day
1. Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change. 2. Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? A: You don’t. They’re born that way. 3. Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 4. Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted. 5. A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. “Ten dollars?” she said. “It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here’s a hundred – go bury 10 of them!” 6. Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy? A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper. 7. Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner. 8. Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130? A: A foursome 9. Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree? A: Wave to him. 10. Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals? A: A whine cellar. 11. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 Democrats. 12. Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat? A: Thirty minutes of begging. 13. Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. 14. Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips? A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. 15. Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday. 16. A Democrat found a magic genie’s lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, “I will grant you one wish.” He said, “I wish I were smarter”. So the genie made him a Republican. 17. Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse? A: I don’t know either. 18. Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat? A: Some people actually like sewer rats. 19. Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark. 20. Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.? A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell. 21. Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A Democrat parade. 22. Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s ear? A: Data transfer. 23. Q: Why don’t they let Liberals swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna. 24. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a Democrat. 25. Q: What’s the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure? A: The sack. |
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