Originally Posted by WillyDilly

Although I do appreciate your confidence in my work I was looking for a different type of position within the Incorporated Village of NOTHINGVILLE. As being a task not people oriented NOTHINGvidual I think my talents would better be realized doing a nuts and bolts type job maybe in the sub-sub basement of our satellite office on the exo-outskirts of NOTHINGVILLE.
I hope this won’t stunt my career path striking for Master Chief of NOTHING.

Basement of NOTHINGVILLE

Originally Posted by Allegiance

Basement of NOTHINGVILLE

Lol, although most of my training is on IBM mainframes I’ll task to learn the UNIVAC for the benefit of NOTHINGVILLE. You do realize they are water cooled, I’ll need an apprentice.

Originally Posted by Guest

Basement of NOTHINGVILLE

Something like the Wizard of NOTHINGVILLE?

Originally Posted by WillyDilly

Lol, although most of my training is on IBM mainframes I’ll task to learn the UNIVAC for the benefit of NOTHINGVILLE. You do realize they are water cooled, I’ll need an apprentice.

NOTHING better than water

The Wiley Wizard of NOTHINGVILLE or the Willy Wizard of NOTHINGVILLE.......the man behind the curtain.

Sorry, I think I'm overdosing on water.

Originally Posted by WillyDilly

Lol, although most of my training is on IBM mainframes I’ll task to learn the UNIVAC for the benefit of NOTHINGVILLE. You do realize they are water cooled, I’ll need an apprentice.

About that apprentice, any leads ? We can offer relocation to NOTHINGVILLE. I don’t mean to be presumptuous but offering a salary of NOTHING for a NOTHING job in a place called NOTHINGVILLE and living/working with a gaggle of NOTHINGS we won’t exactly attract the sharpest tool in the shed, if you know what I mean. Wink wink.
We may need to offer more than NOTHING, and when he or she gets here Abby, just take it away. Make up some corporate BS and chalk it up to a bad economy. They won’t walk because they’ll be NOTHING by that time.

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NOTHING as usual

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Absolute NOTHINGNESS

Well ? Who wants to interview her for the NOTHING apprenticeship. Any takers ?

Kenny ?
Al ?
Tal ?
Abby ?
Bussy ?


Anybody ??????

Bogg ?

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Again, NOTHING

Originally Posted by Guest

Well ? Who wants to interview her for the NOTHING apprenticeship. Any takers ?

Kenny ?
Al ?
Tal ?
Abby ?
Bussy ?


Anybody ??????

Bogg ?

She comes with impeccable references. NONE of which can be verified, although she claims to hold a doctorate in advanced pseudo degology, NOTHING has been verified as of yet. Please don’t judge by appearance. She won the Mr. Universe in ‘04.

Posting a picture of that pig in this thread should result in another time out. NOTHING can excuse this behavior..

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Deleted by NOTHING politically correct police.

Originally Posted by Guest

About that apprentice, any leads ? We can offer relocation to NOTHINGVILLE. I don’t mean to be presumptuous but offering a salary of NOTHING for a NOTHING job in a place called NOTHINGVILLE and living/working with a gaggle of NOTHINGS we won’t exactly attract the sharpest tool in the shed, if you know what I mean. Wink wink.
We may need to offer more than NOTHING, and when he or she gets here Abby, just take it away. Make up some corporate BS and chalk it up to a bad economy. They won’t walk because they’ll be NOTHING by that time.

I can think of a few people from the forum that we could recruit for this NOTHINGVILLE position, but it depends if you're up for the challenge.......and if I can control my frustration.......and if Ken and Al can control themselves period. Nah....not worth the aggravation. NO drama in NOTHINGVILLE.

Originally Posted by Abby10

I can think of a few people from the forum that we could recruit for this NOTHINGVILLE position, but it depends if you're up for the challenge.......and if I can control my frustration.......and if Ken and Al can control themselves period. Nah....not worth the aggravation. NO drama in NOTHINGVILLE.

NOTHINGVILLE is NOTHING but selective.