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Old 01-16-2008, 01:03 AM
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Default Are You a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
> two small children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic
> Terrorist with a huge Knife
> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
> Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
>
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> .................................................. ..........
>
> Democrat's Answer :

> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Redneck's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG !
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
> the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:14 AM
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Default Re: Are You a Democrate, Republican or Redneck?

BANG

I'd have liked to proposed that question to our illustrious governor that gave the state of the state address last night.
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:47 AM
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Default Re: Are You a Democrate, Republican or Redneck?

Put me in the redneck category in that situation.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:12 AM
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Default Re: Are You a Democrate, Republican or Redneck?

Me too, Redneck it is. Actually I probably would've shot him before he raised the knife.

P.S. I'm from da bronx, remember, we don't take chances.

Sorry if I offended anyone with my answer.

Kathie :redface:
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Old 01-19-2008, 04:46 PM
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Love it.
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Old 01-19-2008, 05:50 PM
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You might be a redneck...I guess I qualify in that situation. :joke:
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:23 AM
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Default Re: Are You a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

You folks have way too much free time
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:37 PM
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To the contrary rekops,.....I make the best of what little "free time" that I have. And I always use some "free time" to share humor with friends. Don't you?
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:55 PM
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Welcome back Oshun!!
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Old 01-26-2008, 02:23 PM
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Republican - don't need more than one shot (Gun Control is being able to hit the target with accuracy)
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Old 01-26-2008, 02:38 PM
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Proud Republican........Good shot......... :bigthumbsup:Terrorist dead!!! :bigthumbsup: JohnnyM
 

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