Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
> two small children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic
> Terrorist with a huge Knife
> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
> Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
>
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> .................................................. ..........
>
> Democrat's Answer :

> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
>
> Redneck's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG !
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
> the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

BANG

I'd have liked to proposed that question to our illustrious governor that gave the state of the state address last night.

Put me in the redneck category in that situation.

Me too, Redneck it is. Actually I probably would've shot him before he raised the knife.

P.S. I'm from da bronx, remember, we don't take chances.

Sorry if I offended anyone with my answer.

Kathie :redface:

Love it.

You might be a redneck...I guess I qualify in that situation. :joke:

You folks have way too much free time

To the contrary rekops,.....I make the best of what little "free time" that I have. And I always use some "free time" to share humor with friends. Don't you?

Welcome back Oshun!!

Republican - don't need more than one shot (Gun Control is being able to hit the target with accuracy)

Proud Republican........Good shot......... :bigthumbsup:Terrorist dead!!! :bigthumbsup: JohnnyM