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If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.


Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC





















Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO





















No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her ****.


Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC































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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.


Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ













Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!


Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT





















If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .





















If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!


Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC





















Express Lane:
Five beers or less.


Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ





















You're too good for him..


Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA





















No wonder you always go home alone.


Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA


















~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~




















A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die...

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.....AND MY FAVORITE



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE


FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED;



Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

[mrfixit]

...

.......DAMN....I'm STILL Laughing my ARZ Off.......

......................while wiping Iced Tea off my monitor......
AND.....getting to the Iced Tea running out my nose........

Holy Bejebus.....Haven't laughed that much in a LONG time

[Ripcord13]

You owe me a keyboard, my sip of beer is all over it.

Rip

[George Bieniaszek]

If at first you don't suceed;
Then Skydiving is not for you!!!!!!

[skyguy79]

Never step outside for a cigarette... during mid-flight!

[tainsley]

Old truckers never die...they just get a new Peterbuilt!

[Figmo Bohica]

If all else fails, lower your standards.

[2BNTV]

Funny stuff.

[Challenger]

Originally Posted by Figmo Bohica

If all else fails, lower your standards.

Or. read the directions

[George Bieniaszek]

If I would agree with you,
we would both be wrong!!

[Deerfly]

Free beer...........tomorrow.

[Figmo Bohica]

All skill is in vain when an Angel weewees in the flintlock of your musket.