[EnglishJW]

[A friend sent this to me when he learned we had purchased a home in TV - I apologize in advance if it offends anyone.]

A husband went to police station for filing a report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping and has not returned.

Inspector :-What is her height ?

Husband:- I'm not too sure.

Inspector :-Slim or heavy?

Husband:- Not slim exactly.

Inspector :-Color of eyes ?

Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair ?

Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husband :-Jeans/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :-Was she in a car?

Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-tell me the number, name and color of the car ?

Husband :-Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode.

And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. My new custom fit golf clubs, Powacaddy

electric trolley are in the boot ….and then the husband started crying...



Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We'll find your car.

[MikeV]

Good one.

[lhopwood46]

I think most women will applaud you!!!!!

[mixsonci]

I have a cute one to add, again I hope nobody is offended.

A man gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. It is the end of the day and the State Trooper is tired and just about to get off work for the day. The speeder asks the Trooper if he would please give him a break. The Trooper says to him, "I'll tell you what I am done for the day and just want to go home, so if you can give me a good reason, one that I never heard before, I will let you go.

The guy thinks for a minute and then says:


Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were him trying to give her back? The trooper let him go.