Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$190,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price, it needs all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking just $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000; it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him, their mouths open in astonishment. He turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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I spit coffee.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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Barefoot At Last No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever. |
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I thought the joke was funny, 3 Ha's, but I didn't take it seriously. Ha Ha Ha.
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Barefoot At Last No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever. |
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I'll go for 3 also ha ha ha, I thought it was funny
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NOT funny, that was my phone.
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