Do you watch what you eat?

Closed Thread
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 10-07-2017, 11:14 AM
Ralphy Ralphy is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2015
Posts: 161
Thanks: 2
Thanked 58 Times in 21 Posts
Default Do you watch what you eat?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. *It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. **

1. The Japanese eat very little fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. *

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.*Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


  #2  
Old 10-07-2017, 11:15 AM
graciegirl's Avatar
graciegirl graciegirl is offline
Sage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 40,194
Thanks: 5,029
Thanked 5,793 Times in 2,006 Posts
Send a message via AIM to graciegirl
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ralphy View Post
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. *It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. **

1. The Japanese eat very little fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. *

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.*Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


Oh Thank Heavens, Barefoot and I were worried for a second that we were seeing a reincarnation.
__________________
It is better to laugh than to cry.
  #3  
Old 10-07-2017, 11:56 AM
Fredman's Avatar
Fredman Fredman is offline
Gold member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Pittsburgh, Cincinnati,Chicago ,buffalo, Asheville ,Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,075
Thanks: 6
Thanked 814 Times in 234 Posts
Default

I watch every bite
__________________
GO STEELERS
  #4  
Old 10-07-2017, 12:05 PM
Barefoot's Avatar
Barefoot Barefoot is offline
Sage
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Winters in TV, Summers in Canada.
Posts: 17,669
Thanks: 1,694
Thanked 244 Times in 185 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by graciegirl View Post
Oh Thank Heavens, Barefoot and I were worried for a second that we were seeing a reincarnation.
Thank Heavens.
__________________
Barefoot At Last
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever.
  #5  
Old 10-07-2017, 12:15 PM
fw102807
Guest
Posts: n/a
Default

105 year old woman
Attached Thumbnails
The Villages Florida: Click image for larger version

Name:	image002.jpg
Views:	179
Size:	49.0 KB
ID:	71914  
  #6  
Old 10-07-2017, 12:18 PM
Barefoot's Avatar
Barefoot Barefoot is offline
Sage
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Winters in TV, Summers in Canada.
Posts: 17,669
Thanks: 1,694
Thanked 244 Times in 185 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by fw102807 View Post
105 year old woman
The Villages Florida
Attagirl!
__________________
Barefoot At Last
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever.
Closed Thread

Tags
eat, attacks, heart, fewer, suffer


You are viewing a new design of the TOTV site. Click here to revert to the old version.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:15 AM.