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Old 01-02-2020, 12:58 PM
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This joke would be a lot funnier if it weren't so true
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The bar tender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."

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So, a time traveler walks into a bar...
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A termite walked into a bar and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Very possibly the worst joke I have ever read or heard!

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And we wonder why top end restaurants or high end shopping don't come here
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A horse walked in to the bar and the bartender asked "Hey, why the long face?"
A blind man walked into a bar.
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Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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