[swimdawg]

Originally Posted by The Great Fumar

C'MON GUYS, I had a dog once , honest, they taste just like chicken ,,,

hot wing fumar witha floy floy

Poor Lexi....she's hiding under the ironing board...quivering....and we up here in "Swimdawg North".

"Uncle Fumar is only kidding, Lexi".

[Pturner]

My theory is that Fumar has three dogs whom he adores and lives for. Since he's embarrassed about it, they are probably adorablely cut French Poodles.

[Happinow]

I don't have much to add to this because I haven't met fumar but I am getting lots of chuckles out of it! Thank you.

[redwitch]

Fumar/dog Dog/Fumar. I don't think so. How about a Siamese cat? Independent and more than willing to put any human, even a Fumar, in his place.

[uujudy]

We had a robot dog that would be perfect for Fumar! It had an on/off switch, didn't eat, didn't poop, but it did bark and run toward you when you called it.

This (and the robot cat) were some of the things we had to part with when we moved here. We kept the live cats.