[Ecuadog]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little old lady to yell "BINGO!"

Excellent.

[lovsthosebigdogs]

When my friend had to hurry she'd say, "Well, I'm off like a prom dress."

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by lovsthosebigdogs

When my friend had to hurry she'd say, "Well, I'm off like a prom dress."

Loved it.

[gingersnap]

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[kagney123]

I also had a friend that mixed up sayings
she says "2 peas in a pot" instead of "2 peas in a pod"
She also says "I could not phantom living there" instead of fathom living there.
LOL God bless her soul.....

[Judith Ann]

One fry short of a happy meal.

[memason]

You can lead a horse to water, but they're just gonna pi$$ in it anyway...

[2BNTV]

A friend of mine once said:

Even a blind squirrell, can find, it's own n*tt's.

My late mother who sometimes struggled with english, was in the kitchen one day and said to me. "Go get the thing, on on top of the thing".

What!!!. I was truly puzzled as to what she meant, until she found the exact words and then a got a can opener for her.

[juneroses]

"He'd b***h if you hung him with a new rope."

[scottiee]

Never say anything bad about yourself because there are enough Son of a B*****s out there doing it for ya. Next one is a prayer God please spare me from my friends and family my enemies I can take care of myself.