Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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After being married for 40 years, I took a
careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems. |
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I love this one.
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Marriage is grand ............
....... but divorce is a hundred grand....... |
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You have a very smart wife!
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Hope you don't mind. I just sent that one to all my friends. Too good to waste! Thanks!
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Joanie's mom Pennsylvania, Ohio, The Villages So happy to be here! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'm stealing it too! Love it!
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That's what these posts are all about.......making someone smile. You're certainly welcome to forward to others to brighten their day.
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