Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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A man takes his seat at the 50 yard line for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
![]() "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married " ![]() "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" ![]() The man shakes his head and says, "No. They are all at my wife's funeral." ![]()
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Donna, its hard to belly-laugh when you have the flu... Everything hurts..
Very funny. Love it, Thanks, Kath P.S. you're really earning the name Henny Youngman.. that's his type of joke.
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Really funny....
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