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Rivals The Life of Pi for the surreal would be my take on this long thread.
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Rivals The Life of Pi for the surreal would be my take on this long thread.

That was fun. Let's do it again in a week or so...and those who didn't participate this time, jump in.

Thanks Pooh. I am glad you didn't REALLY have a dental emergency. But if you keep beating me at golf, you might.

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As usual, I feel asleep and missed the end. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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As usual, I feel asleep and missed the end. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That's what Sandy always tells me...........

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It was a GREAT story, thank you all for taking the time to write. It was funny, very, very funny! So many talented "writers" here on TOTV! Now I have to clean my iPad...reading the posts while drinking hot chocolate wasn't the wisest thing to do....laughing with a mouthful of cocoa can result in quite a mess!

I look forward to the next masterpiece!
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I was just thinking that the next masterpeice could be called "The Grinch that Stole TOTV!" But that could turn out to be disasterous for all of us, especially Ken the Admin!
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I was just thinking that the next masterpeice could be called "The Grinch that Stole TOTV!" But that could turn out to be disasterous for all of us, especially Ken the Admin!
Especially is The Grinch declares he is a democrat or a republican.
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Especially is The Grinch declares he is a democrat or a republican.
Or is hiding in the bushes somewhere south of 466 looking for lawn ornaments.
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Or letting his reindeer poop on someone's lawn
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or is older............

OR a SLOW golfer...........
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or plays chicken on the roundabouts
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or plays chicken on the roundabouts
...starts dancing the jig to the tune of the "Volga Boatmen!"
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Or saves 10 seats at Paddock Mall while buying alcohol. The Grinch has his helper try to save all ten seats while sitting in one.
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or stops paying for TOTV lunches at Crispers....

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