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the lawns in the different villages but they found, alas, home owners were flinging bags and shovels full of dog poop at the irresponsible dog walkers which made it really difficult for the competition which now became between cow chips and dog poop.
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Practices were scheduled to be held at the polo grounds but, due to the abundance of unpicked-up horsey doo, needed to be moved to... (and a thread on picking up your horse's dung started on TOTV)
51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .
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51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .
that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....
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that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....
...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

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...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.
Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that
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...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.
Of course, Freud died from smoking 20 cigars a day for 45 years.... The case of Dr. Sigmund Freud So, getting back to the dog poop....
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Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that
for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,
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for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,
...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/2011...poop-into-fuel
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...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. NYU Student Wants to Convert Dog Poop into Fuel - DNAinfo.com New York
And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"
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And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"
Just as long as it is not "THE POOP STOPS HERE!"
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Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........
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Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........
.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......
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.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......
the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......
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the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......
....needs to be looked into and evaluated further. For example, is it okay to save a seat if you need to get up to......
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..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

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