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...Tal hitting on the pharmacist assistant. Fireboy then....
...said "She's too young for you, Tal. Maybe, you should try one of the neighborhood pools or better yet Katie Belle's".

The Midnight Man though jumped into this fray.....
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...said "She's too young for you, Tal. Maybe, you should try one of the neighborhood pools or better yet Katie Belle's".

The Midnight Man though jumped into this fray.....
"...never give up on an opportunity as long as she is of age and breathing." The Midnight Man then gave Tal his advice on Valentine's gifts....
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tee's. Speaking of tea. the giolfers decided to go to EP for a spot of tea and were joined by the parrotheads club who ironically did not want regular tea but Long Island Tea. After a few of those they staggered out ot the parking lot only to be met by........
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tee's. Speaking of tea. the giolfers decided to go to EP for a spot of tea and were joined by the parrotheads club who ironically did not want regular tea but Long Island Tea. After a few of those they staggered out ot the parking lot only to be met by........
....Graciegirl's "Do not cart and drink" posse, which....
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....Graciegirl's "Do not cart and drink" posse, which....
Squirted them down with their water guns, took their cart keys away
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"There, now you're all wet and I've taken your cart keys away!" Undetered they...
...started a drunken relay race to get the spare golf cart keys at their various homes. Quite a sight of wet drunken golfers in badly matched shorts and shirts tripping over bushes and benches on their way home and back.

Graciegirl followed one home and....
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...started a drunken relay race to get the spare golf cart keys at their various homes. Quite a sight of wet drunken golfers in badly matched shorts and shirts tripping over bushes and benches on their way home and back.

Graciegirl followed one home and....
I have no idea why she did that but she said it was very rewarding because....
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He ended up going to the wrong house and BOY HOWDY . . .
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He ended up going to the wrong house and BOY HOWDY . . .
whodathunk the wrong house was a dog house! Anyway, Fumar quickly realized he was in the wrong house and.....
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whodathunk the wrong house was a dog house! Anyway, Fumar quickly realized he was in the wrong house and.....
....lit his cigar while dancing a little jig and then....
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....lit his cigar while dancing a little jig and then....
tried again to head towards home singing... ♫ Hi-ho, fi-do, it's off to home we go... la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, hi-ho, hi-ho-fi-do-hi-ho... etc. ♫ It soon became obvious that Fumar wasn't.....
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...quite sober as he had a pack of pooches following him home. He finally realized that it was the brisket of beef he bought at Publix they were more interested in and....
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...quite sober as he had a pack of pooches following him home. He finally realized that it was the brisket of beef he bought at Publix they were more interested in and....
....being the dog lover that he is, he decided to let them have the beef. Here doggie, doggie, doggie. Have some beef, doggie. But soon after, he himself was getting hungry and therefore he decided to.......
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Have a huge bowl of Spinach. (How am I doin' Villages PL?)

After the spinach there was a lot of feeling people's muscles and soon they were all singing, Popeye the Sailor man.

Then they decided to go look for some interesting ..........
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