[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

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While Bill-N-Brillo adds:



And Ed, insists:

And Ed insists that popcorn is good but two bags are more than enough. He said, "I can't eat more than two because......"

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

And Ed insists that popcorn is good but two bags are more than enough. He said, "I can't eat more than two because......"

"...you'll need Ex-Lax if you eat a great deal of this stuff at once. You will feel like a stuffed turkey just before Thanksgiving dinner".

"Stuffed Turkey" adds Samhass. "That reminds me of the time I cooked...."

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

"...you'll need Ex-Lax if you eat a great deal of this stuff at once. You will feel like a stuffed turkey just before Thanksgiving dinner".

"Stuffed Turkey" adds Samhass. "That reminds me of the time I cooked...."

...a meal for a boyfriend who told me I could not cook. I sure wanted to stuff that turkey".

"At least you did not get a cooked ham" cuts in Patty. "What's a 'cooked ham' asks Ed. "An actor or actress who had been out in the sun or in a tanning bed for too long".

"I got a joke for you" said......

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...a meal for a boyfriend who told me I could not cook. I sure wanted to stuff that turkey".

"At least you did not get a cooked ham" cuts in Patty. "What's a 'cooked ham' asks Ed. "An actor or actress who had been out in the sun or in a tanning bed for too long".

"I got a joke for you" said......

Graciegirl, but I won't tell it to you because you might go and post it on TOTV and you might get banned if you do. So after signing a disclaimer Ed....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

Graciegirl, but I won't tell it to you because you might go and post it on TOTV and you might get banned if you do. So after signing a disclaimer Ed....

...posted this on TOTV. "We Are Mizzou" Music Video - YouTube After watching this, PattyLand quipped....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...posted this on TOTV. "We Are Mizzou" Music Video - YouTube After watching this, PattyLand quipped....

..."Wonder how well Mizzou will do in the S.E.C. in College Basketball?" Missouri Tigers Basketball 2012-13 Schedule - Tigers Home and Away - ESPN

Tal says 12-2 so far in the S.E.C. He adds "Mizzou sure busted my March Madness Bracket in 2012".


Skyguy ask everyone "What are you getting your Sweetheart for Valentine's Day?" Since he wanted to get the subject back on track.

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Skyguy ask everyone "What are you getting your Sweetheart for Valentine's Day?" Since he wanted to get the subject back on track.

But no one seemed eager to answer because they were afraid they might....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

But no one seemed eager to answer because they were afraid they might....

...spoil their beloved's surprise even if most people seem to give roughly the same thing each year. Graciegirl countered with....

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...spoil their beloved's surprise even if most people seem to give roughly the same thing each year. Graciegirl countered with....

"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

Bill of SNL fame said, "Oh Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!I hope you didn't shoot any possum to make those boots.Mr Ed, not of tv fame, said no, they all died of natural cause. heheheheheheheh Thy decided to by P a birthday present so they went to.......

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

.....boy Howdy wanted everyone to know that his full name is "Boy Howdy Doody" and that he is the great grandson of the Howdy Doody of show business fame. He inherited the Howdy Doody fortune and that's why he can afford to buy the possum hide boots. He also said, "these boots are made for....."

[sharonga]

Balls!!!!!!:Time to relax at the pool and think about what to do for dinner

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by sharonga

Balls!!!!!!:Time to relax at the pool and think about what to do for dinner

as there are many choices.Redsauce, Sonny's BBQ, The Lighthouse or Bonefish Grill. I decided I would ask Gracie and she recommended The Lighthouse because it served bang bang shrimp On the way there, my cart was cut off in a roundabout and......

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

as there are many choices.Redsauce, Sonny's BBQ, The Lighthouse or Bonefish Grill. I decided I would ask Gracie and she recommended The Lighthouse because it served bang bang shrimp On the way there, my cart was cut off in a roundabout and......

....the offending driver was very offended at getting the bird and....

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

....the offending driver was very offended at getting the bird and....

he gave him the bird. These birds of this type of a feather do no flock together. Two wrong don't make a right so they went their separate ways.
Afte arriving at The Lighthouse, pturner was standing in line and the waiter said, y'all need to have reservation. P said. since when have y'all been taking reservations and whipped out her squirt gun and threatened to water down the waiter with his menus in hand and...........