[Skip2MySue]

Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover”, or “Lassie”, or “Spot”. I call mine “Sex”.









Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to get his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too!” Then I said, but this is a dog. He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was nine years old.” He said I must have been quite a kid.






When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with us. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, “You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Me too.”






One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had [planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my tickets. “But you don’t understand” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a showoff.






When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “Me too.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too.”






Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 1:00 in the morning?” I said I was looking for Sex.






My case comes up Friday.

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Skip2MySue

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had [planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my tickets. “But you don’t understand” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a showoff.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “Me too.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too.”

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 1:00 in the morning?” I said I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.

If you ever have another dog, don't name it Tiz! If that one runs away too you'll be running around town yelling "HERE TIZ... HERE TIZ... HERE TIZ! You'll wind up in court again and on similar charges!

[graciegirl]

You boy's ain't right.

[MLBellis]

That is a man's best friend!!! Heheheheh

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

You boy's ain't right.

[uujudy]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

You boy's ain't right.