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Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

Paranoid Schizophrenia.com - Introduction to Schizophrenia

What is Megalomania?

"Megalomania is an unrealistic belief in one's superiority, grandiose abilities, and even omnipotence. It is characterized by a need for total power and control over others, and is marked by a lack of empathy for anything that is perceived as not feeding the self." from megalomania link above.

A joke is in order--

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!

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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!