[Skip2MySue]

Taxi Ride










A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.


The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at
the woman.


He made no attempt to start the cab.


The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"


The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady - I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."



The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobssweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her...





"Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?

[Taltarzac725]

...not sure my Jewish neighbor from Brooklyn would be all that pleased by it.

[rubicon]

This story defines New York city well.

Here's another. A guy get a flat tire on the Expressway in Queens pulls over gets out of his car goes to the trunk to get a jack and another tire. He then goes to the front of the car sees a guy in the front seat dismantling the dashboard and says "what do you thing you are doing?
The guy in the car looks at him and says "I'll take what I want and you take what you want" Its funnier after you have had two or three cool ones

[applesoffh]

As a recent transplant from NYC, I can positively, absolutely state that 99.9% of cab drivers are either from the Middle East (not Israel) or South Asia.

[anarick]

Originally Posted by applesoffh

As a recent transplant from NYC, I can positively, absolutely state that 99.9% of cab drivers are either from the Middle East (not Israel) or South Asia.

Or DR

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by rubicon

This story defines New York city well.

Here's another. A guy get a flat tire on the Expressway in Queens pulls over gets out of his car goes to the trunk to get a jack and another tire. He then goes to the front of the car sees a guy in the front seat dismantling the dashboard and says "what do you thing you are doing?
The guy in the car looks at him and says "I'll take what I want and you take what you want" Its funnier after you have had two or three cool ones

Actually happened to my brother-in-law on the Belt Pkway.

[thistrucksforyou]

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Funny Stuff Skip !

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...not sure my Jewish neighbor from Brooklyn would be all that pleased by it.

Nah, they'd laugh, NYers have a great sense of humor.

[2BNTV]

A buxom woman wearing a see through blouse walked up to a male teller in a bank and handed him a note saying she wanted all the money in his drawer.

When the police came and asked the teller what she looked like. The teller said he never saw her face.

[duffysmom]

As someone born and raised in New York I can tell you that when I was growing up the cab drivers were frequently Jewish and as well as other nationalities so I do not find this offensive. The accent was so funny and well done. I'm Irish and if you say that the bars in New York City were frequently Irish owner (when I was growing up) I would agree. No offense there. It is what it is.