[CoachKandSportsguy]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Look, horse, you’ve been in here every night this week. Do you think maybe you’re an alcoholic?”

The horse replies, “I think not!”, and then, poof, the horse disappears.

You’re probably wondering how a horse could just disappear like that. Well it goes back to something that the philosopher Rene Descartes said more than 2 centuries ago: “I think, therefore I am.” Once the horse went against that, he was finished.

Now, I could have started this story with that part about philosophy, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

[jimbomaybe]

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Look, horse, you’ve been in here every night this week. Do you think maybe you’re an alcoholic?”

The horse replies, “I think not!”, and then, poof, the horse disappears.

You’re probably wondering how a horse could just disappear like that. Well it goes back to something that the philosopher Rene Descartes said more than 2 centuries ago: “I think, therefore I am.” Once the horse went against that, he was finished.

Now, I could have started this story with that part about philosophy, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

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[AMB444]

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy

...Descartes before the horse.

oh dear.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by jimbomaybe

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Why do you have a problem with that post?

[jimbomaybe]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Why do you have a problem with that post?

A snail, grasshopper and a caterpillar all work at a warehouse, on their breaks they sit and discuss cars, the snail tells them wait till next week , I will show you something amazing , next week the snail shows up with a megabuck performance , mid six figure work of art, with an S painted on the sides the snail get in and starts circling the block , faster and faster , just a blur, the caterpillar turns to the grasshopper, points to the S car and 'Look at that escargot !!! "

[Boomer]

Oh, noooo, you are pun-ishing us.

I love those silly little jokes that play on words.

Do you know more of them?

Boomer

[fdpaq0580]

A sailor walks into a bordello. Sorry, if I continue I'll be banned. Use the dirtiest organ you have, you mind, and finish the story. 🤐🙊😱🤬

[CoachKandSportsguy]

Originally Posted by jimbomaybe

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[shaw8700@outlook.com]

I LOVE all these!

[gbs317]

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Look, horse, you’ve been in here every night this week. Do you think maybe you’re an alcoholic?”

The horse replies, “I think not!”, and then, poof, the horse disappears.

You’re probably wondering how a horse could just disappear like that. Well it goes back to something that the philosopher Rene Descartes said more than 2 centuries ago: “I think, therefore I am.” Once the horse went against that, he was finished.

Now, I could have started this story with that part about philosophy, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

And my kids tell me my dad jokes are terrible…. With your permission can I use this one on them the next time I talk to them…. I love it. 😂

[mntlblok]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Why do you have a problem with that post?

Cause they ain't got one of these?

[Salty Dog]

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle. I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle might break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home...

[Angelhug52]

Needed a good laugh. TY

[ThirdOfFive]

I have a nag-ging doubt that this story is not true...

[Finchs]

He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing with the chickens!!!