[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Now that's funny!!!!!

[Scorpyo]

Originally Posted by Gulfcoast

As a prospective buyer, I'd rather see live entertainment and dancing on the squares. Rioting and looting just doesn't do it for me.

More than likely it was live entertainment and dancing. The OP probably mistook it for rioting. Have you seen the way some of us dance? Easily mistaken for rioting.

[Mustagotlost]

Yes it was.

[jlo2012]

That’s great!🤣🤣🤣

[PJackpot]

Love it....

[donfey]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

FINALLY, a lighter side to the terrible news with which we've been flooded. It's about time! Thank you.

[Daxdog]

I would copy it snd put on my facebook page (with credit to the author), but I’m afraid people would think it’s true, cnn would be back here in a flash! Thanks very funny, I needed that!

[traveler9]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Thanks for starting the day with a laugh. Clever writing

[Mardarlowe]

Oh geez. It was funny. Get a life

[Scorpyo]

Originally Posted by 2mnydogs

This was a good one. We more mature people need to lighten up a bit. Being negative just wears me out. Love it.

"WE" mature people! Who you calling mature you whippersnapper?

[WVB#1]

So sad for the few of you who didn't see this as funny. Life right now is way too serious 24/7 to stomp on something lighthearted. It was awful that someone yelled white power but who cares what CNN thinks of the villages. We know better. After all everyone out there also thinks it's the STD Capitol too. Great job OP!

[mollyb]

“Old lives matter”. Good one...LOL!

Maybe the people who did not find this funny should not be reading posts in the “Just For Fun” forum. What do you expect to see here? The best comedy always involves current events. Geesh!

[ColdNoMore]

An island of levity...is much appreciated.

[Spike380]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

I saw this online yesterday-it's a hoot! Thanks for posting it!