[Darlene Lansing]

That’s a ‘GOTCHA ‘
Sure made me read the story ‼️👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[BeauJangles]

Disgusting.

[Eileenrush]

😂😂😂😂

[camaguey48]

You missed the joke.

[Curtisbwp]

Very good

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

[Jensor17]

Gosh you had me worried for a minute. I Don’t watch news stations ... I'm glad it’s a joke. 😉

[Neils]

Originally Posted by n8xwb

Not funny

Very funny. Only politics driving the train. Most know it.

Keep the funny comments coming please we need a laugh

[OhioBuckeye]

Seriously, they must really think the retirees are all push overs. This is hard to believe that they would riot & protest in TV. Seriously, they’re making trouble in TV? I guess it would be pretty easy after 8 or 9:00pm, nobody is downtown we’re all sleeping by this time!

[Scorpyo]

Well thought out and quite humorous. I like many others enjoyed it. I would bet dollars to donuts if Colbert or Kimmel did it all the sourpusses would have been laughing till their dentures fell out.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by WVB#1

So sad for the few of you who didn't see this as funny. Life right now is way too serious 24/7 to stomp on something lighthearted. It was awful that someone yelled white power but who cares what CNN thinks of the villages. We know better. After all everyone out there also thinks it's the STD Capitol too. Great job OP!

My son in law thought the STD stuff was hilarious and could not wait to send me the articles.

[Rosie1950]

Originally Posted by LoisR

Hello Bob and Cheri,
And I thought they would have gone for the Viagara. Regards, Gary and Lois

They thought about , but even with a quick strolling start couldn’t make it over the pharmacy counter!

[llmcdaniel]

Cute.😂

[r54player@gmail.com]

That’s funny😆

[clwahlstrom]

Love this🤣🤣👍

[Katelivingston]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Very funny!