[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by handieman

Why dogs make better partners than women.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would
you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take your stuff.

Handie :joke:

And the prize goes to: Handieman! I can totally relate to it.

[Cisco Kid]

Originally Posted by golfski

Old joke
If you want to know what true love is, lock your wife and your dog in your car trunk, come back in an hour, who is happy to see you?

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I am not a dog lover so I don't get this thread????? and while I love women I have only loved one woman my whole life

P.S. Now that I made my admission whom do you think gets to have his favorite meals all week the OP or me? Hmmmmmm