Any of you guys want to date Martha Stewart?

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Old 05-01-2013, 04:06 PM
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Default Any of you guys want to date Martha Stewart?

She now has her profile on match. She is 71, a cougar looking for men 55-70. Your geographical location is not an issue for her.

Here Is Martha Stewart's New Match.com Profile - Yahoo! Finance
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there you go, MAT, i think you two would make a great couple, and you know i have good instincts about these things! you fit her criteria and could probably bring some peacefulness to her hectic life. but watch out, cougars may bite!
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there you go, MAT, i think you two would make a great couple, and you know i have good instincts about these things! you fit her criteria and could probably bring some peacefulness to her hectic life. but watch out, cougars may bite!
Her screen name is Thegoodlonglife. Her profile is still there. Unfortunately for me she is on the opposite side of the political spectrum from me so I would not be interested in her, Chax3.

Too, a few years ago I read an unauthorized biography about her entitled "Just Desserts" and doubt I would be interested from what I learned about her behavior therein.

What she and I do have in common is we were both born in New Jersey although she was born in August of 1941 whereas I was born in a later year.
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Whoa am I out of touch!!! A 71 year old woman considering a 55 year old man is a cougar??? Thought the guys had to be 20's to 30's, maybe 40's to be a cougar. 55???
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Whoa am I out of touch!!! A 71 year old woman considering a 55 year old man is a cougar??? Thought the guys had to be 20's to 30's, maybe 40's to be a cougar. 55???
A cougar (or couger) is simply defined as "an older woman looking for a younger man" according to internetslang.com.

Wikipedia defines a cougar as a woman over 30-40 who wants to date men at least 8 years younger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_(slang)

In either case the term cougar is descriptive of Martha based on her match.com profile.
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Whoa am I out of touch!!! A 71 year old woman considering a 55 year old man is a cougar??? Thought the guys had to be 20's to 30's, maybe 40's to be a cougar. 55???
You are correct Gomoho. I always chuckle when I read comments on TOTV about “cougars” in TV, especially comments about the ladies dancing and partying in Katie Bells. The true definition of a cougar is an older woman who is interested in a young man...not just a man that is younger than her, but a young man, specifically a man who is in his sexual prime. Sorry guys...but unless your grandsons are visiting you...there is no “cougar-bait” in TV.

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I saw she was on a dating service. Isn't that funny!!! Nobody wants to date Martha.
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Whoa, she had over 1000 live ones already.
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Guys looking for a sugar momma?
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But she does not own a home or live in TV. That is a BIG draw back.

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Can she drive at night?
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Wouldn't her ankle bracelet get in the way ?
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Parade magazine interviewed her not too long ago. Wasn't it in last Sunday's newspaper? Well, I read it and was not too impressed by the way she answered some of the questions. She seems very blunt-spoken, or you might say, "lacking refinement".
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