[CFrance]

From the gutter to you, Babe, ain't up.

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by CFrance

My house
Is a very, very very nice house

Crosby, Stills and etc.

Um, it was:

"Our House
Is a very, very, very fine house"

... just for the, get this-- "record".

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Pturner

Um, it was:

"Our House
Is a very, very, very fine house"

... just for the, get this-- "record".

Okay, fine then!

[linandvin]

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late

[Bruiser1]

ONce upon a time you dressed so fine
ya gave the bums a dime
in your prime

Didn't you?



You went to the finest school
Miss Lonely
But you only got juiced in it.
Nobody tought you to live on the streets
but you gotta get used to it!

Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't act so proud
About..
Scrounging for your next meal
How does it feel.....
How does it feel....
to be all alone.....
with no direction home.....
like a complete unknown

Like a Rolling Stone.....

[Geewiz]

Oh! England, my Lionheart,
I'm in your garden, fading fast in your arms.
The soldiers soften, the war is over.
The air raid shelters are blooming clover.
Flapping umbrellas fill the lanes--
My London Bridge in rain again.

Oh! England, my Lionheart!
Peter Pan steals the kids in Kensington Park.
You read me Shakespeare on the rolling Thames--
That old river poet that never, ever ends.
Our thumping hearts hold the ravens in,
And keep the tower from tumbling.

Oh! England, my Lionheart,
Oh! England, my Lionheart,
Oh! England, my Lionheart,
I don't want to go.

Oh! England, my Lionheart!
Dropped from my black Spitfire to my funeral barge.
Give me one kiss in apple-blossom.
Give me one wish, and I'd be wassailing
In the orchard, my English rose,
Or with my shepherd, who'll bring me home.

Oh! England, my Lionheart,
Oh! England, my Lionheart,
Oh! England, my Lionheart,
Oh! England, my Lionheart,
Oh! England, my Lionheart,
I don't want to go.

[CFrance]

"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh,
"Michigan seems like a dream to me now."
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America

[eweissenbach]

Tom Lehrer in Vatican Rag:

Get in line in that processional
step into that small confessional
there the guy who's got religion'll
tell you if your sin's original
if it is try playin it safer
drink the wine and chew the wafer
two four six eight
time to transubstantiate....

poisoning pidgeons in the Park:

We gained noteriety and cause much anxietey
in the Audobon Society with our games
they called it inpiety and lack of propriety
and quite a variety of unpleasant names
but it's not against any religion
to want to dispose of a pidgeon

Those are both from memory to prove what a geek I am

[coralway]

I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go
I would hate my disappointment to show
There's nothing for me here
So I will disappear

If she turns up while I'm gone,
please let me know
I've had a drink or two and I don't care
There's no fun in what I do if she's not there
I wonder what went wrong
I've waited far too long

I think I'll take a walk and look for her

[Number 6]

Woman, I can hardly express
My mixed emotions and my thoughtlessness
After all, I'm forever in your debt
And woman, I will try to express my inner feelings and thankfulness
For showing me the meaning of success

Ooh, well, doo doo doo doo doo.
Ooh, well, well, doo doo doo doo doo

Woman, I know you understand the little child inside a man
Please remember, my life is in your hands, and woman
Hold me close to your heart, however distant don't keep us apart
After all it is written in the stars

Ooh, well

Woman, please let me explain
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain
So let me tell you again and again and again
I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah, now and forever
I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah, now and forever

[skyguy79]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight

[bandsdavis]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight

A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime
We'd sing another chorus but we haven't got the time!