[airstreamingypsy]

Listening to the tape I thought it was mating season in the house too. <g>

[OhioBuckeye]

That’s the joys of living close to a pond!

[Rodneysblue]

Originally Posted by Lottoguy

Good thing this happened at two in the morning! WOW!

THE VILLAGES - YIKES! Alligator Outside Front Door - YouTube

New addition to the neighborhood watch patrol.

[silver.bullet]

Originally Posted by DAVES

Alligator. They are fast, and powerful. With a brain about the size of a pea. It does not need much of a brain as it has only two thoughts eat and reproduce.

I recall reading the only reason why man survived is that he does not taste good. However, with a good sauce-hey you can make anything taste good.

I worked security and was called to several alligators who wandered into garages where the owners had left the door open. With this 4 footer, the owner only had a crutch so I proceeded to move him along. He was about outside when he spun around, grabbed the top cushion from the crutch and tossed it in the driveway. I was 4 feet away, looking at it and never saw him do it!! They are indeed fast and powerful.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by DAVES

Alligator. They are fast, and powerful. With a brain about the size of a pea. It does not need much of a brain as it has only two thoughts eat and reproduce.

I recall reading the only reason why man survived is that he does not taste good. However, with a good sauce-hey you can make anything taste good.

2 thoughts, eat and reproduce? That was my philosophy as a teenager. I wonder how many cats and dogs that gator has eaten to get that big.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by Velvet

Anybody else thinks: “Yikes!” I prefer to see them in the water.

I prefer to see none over 4 ft long. That should be the goal of Florida Wildlife Management. I wonder if a person could legally shoot one over 4 feet long with a bow if it were on their property. It can certainly be thought of as representing a danger to human life and limb.

[Inexes@aol.com]

Originally Posted by airstreamingypsy

Listening to the tape I thought it was mating season in the house too. <g>

ROTFLMFAO - Hysterical....... I did too