[Polar Bear]

Originally Posted by dotti105

...please know that I do not shoot the bird at random strangers.

But given the right situation, we now know that you WILL shoot it at select family members!! LOL!! [emoji85] [emoji5]️

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Beechie

Here's one for you. I love to do this at a party attended by friends but hosted by a couple we've just met. I usually ask where the washroom is and when I'm ready to come back out I open the door and yell out "can I get a plunger in here". I find it best to get to know the newbies as soon as possible.

My favorite was a hostess once who came out of her powder room and announced, "How many of you have used the restroom? And the soap's not even wet!

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by dotti105

On New Year's Day we had grown kids and grandkids in town.

Our 2 daughters and I decided to start the year off with a long walk. We headed east on Pinellas up to Buena Vista, up to 466A, East on 466A to Morse, turned south and headed back to Pinellas.

Now we didn't map this "little walk" and by the time we got to Bradenton Rec center I was about to die. We had covered 5 miles!!

I saw my golf cart at Bradenton and knew the guys and grandkids were in the pool. As we approached the parking lot our 35 yr old son got in my golf cart to go home for something they forgot. We waved him over and I asked if he'd give me a ride. He laughed and told me we were so close to finishing our walk I should just walk on home. (parent/ child reversal!)

As he pulled out of Bradenton I vigorously, aggressively, gave him a frantic, waving 1 finger salute!! To my horror the golf cart passing by was not him....but some nice little couple with a look of horror on their faces.

I thought I would die!! The girls and our son, who was following that cart out of the lot, had the laugh of their lives. I will never live that down!

But if it was you, please know that I do not shoot the bird at random strangers.

There, it is off my chest. I feel so much better!!

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

I pass gas in public .

We blame ours on the dog.

[Bonny]

Originally Posted by CFrance

We blame ours on the dog.

I walk away and blame the hubby !!!

[Wandatime]

Originally Posted by dotti105

On New Year's Day we had grown kids and grandkids in town.

Our 2 daughters and I decided to start the year off with a long walk. We headed east on Pinellas up to Buena Vista, up to 466A, East on 466A to Morse, turned south and headed back to Pinellas.

Now we didn't map this "little walk" and by the time we got to Bradenton Rec center I was about to die. We had covered 5 miles!!

I saw my golf cart at Bradenton and knew the guys and grandkids were in the pool. As we approached the parking lot our 35 yr old son got in my golf cart to go home for something they forgot. We waved him over and I asked if he'd give me a ride. He laughed and told me we were so close to finishing our walk I should just walk on home. (parent/ child reversal!)

As he pulled out of Bradenton I vigorously, aggressively, gave him a frantic, waving 1 finger salute!! To my horror the golf cart passing by was not him....but some nice little couple with a look of horror on their faces.

I thought I would die!! The girls and our son, who was following that cart out of the lot, had the laugh of their lives. I will never live that down!

But if it was you, please know that I do not shoot the bird at random strangers.

There, it is off my chest. I feel so much better!!

OMG, you gave me the biggest laugh! Thank you!

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by tomwed

When I visit someone, if they're not looking, I rip off their tags too.

Oooo! That's cool. [emoji106]

[Beechie]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

I love this thread. Especially Beechie's posts.

P.S. I often order food from restaurants and put it in my own serving dishes.
If people say it's yummy, I say I made it myself.

I guess you'd only come clean Barefoot if your guests started heaving.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by tomwed

When I visit someone, if they're not looking, I rip off their tags too.

I report torn-off tags to the police.

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by CFrance

I report torn-off tags to the police.

And my name is John Doe.

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by CFrance

I report torn-off tags to the police.

I only rip off pillows and not anyone's bed. I'm not going to the slammer for matresside.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by dbussone

And my name is John Doe.

Originally Posted by tomwed

I only rip off pillows and not anyone's bed. I'm not going to the slammer for matresside.

You guys are giving me my laughs for the day!

[Bonanza]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

I pass gas in public .

Is it from a helium balloon or do you simply fart?

[Bonanza]

If I burp in public -- a rather loud one, that is,
I will look in feigned horror at my husband and say, rather loudly -- "Richard!"

[Halibut]

I report torn-off tags to the police.

Don't you mean Community Watch?