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Old 01-11-2015, 07:48 AM
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I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant. I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.

I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.

Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.

I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.

In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.



I am a total scofflaw.
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Old 01-11-2015, 09:51 AM
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I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant. I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.

I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.

Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.

I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.

In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.





I am a total scofflaw.
AND to show the moral decay of the universe.,,,


Many of us readers just love you.
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I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant.
I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.
I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.
Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.
I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.
In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.
I am a total scofflaw.
I am still laughing about "peeing in the pool, but not while you're in it".
You are a very funny Village Chicken.
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I am still laughing about "peeing in the pool, but not while you're in it".
You are a very funny Village Chicken.
Thank you. Would you please tell that to my wife?
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AND to show the moral decay of the universe.,,,


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So you weren't the lady at Southside pool that totally freaked out when someone took a chair with shoes next to it? She spent the next 15 minutes yelling about how rude the other person was. It took all I could not to tell her that her behavior was much worse than the person who happened to chose the wrong chair.
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Don't you mean Community Watch?
That would have been funnier!
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Okay I confess !!!
I stole Jimmy Buffett's shaker of salt !
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Okay, okay. I was walking behind Eisenhower and saw about 150 cigarette butts, all of the same brand (Marlboro lights), on the ground. It took me a while to figure it out, but it appears someone who is there on a regular basis is smoking just outside the back door in a little walled off patio area then flicking the cigarette butts over the wall into the bushes. Apparently they've been doing this for awhile.

Anyway, I took one of my dog poop bags and picked up all the cigarette butts and put them in the bag. Then I tied a knot in the bag and threw it back over the wall.
Well Wanda, you should've put a note on the bag reading, "Could you please field strip these."

You vets get it.
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Old 01-12-2015, 11:17 AM
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Well Wanda, you should've put a note on the bag reading, "Could you please field strip these."

You vets get it.
So do vets' wives!
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