[TheVillageChicken]

Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

You will be alright. He thought you were a duck. Things happen.

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

You will be alright. He thought you were a duck. Things happen.

I guess I am just a weirdo magnet.

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

Perhaps he wasn't waving at you, but rather fantasizing himself as conductor of a Villages orchestra about to begin the introduction to a musical composition called "The Turd Movement by Exla... er, Beethoven."

[KayakerNC]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

Probably mistook you for a member of the Poop Police roaming the neighborhood looking for evil-doers.

[Bogie Shooter]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.

Would you have been upset if he didn't bother to wave at all?

[manaboutown]

Was his other hand possibly holding the dog's leash so that he could not wave it?

[rubicon]

Just goes to show you that old saws have validity in the world we live "This s---- is getting out of hand."

[swimdawg]

Originally Posted by rubicon

Just goes to show you that old saws have validity in the world we live "This s---- is getting out of hand."

I haven't given the Swimdawg Post Of The Day Award in a loooong time.....but this one is so well deserved. Congrats, Rubicon!

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by swimdawg

I haven't given the Swimdawg Post Of The Day Award in a loooong time.....but this one is so well deserved. Congrats, Rubicon!

Hallelujah. Swimdawg has given the award.


What a great girl.

[AriaGrandparents2013]

Oh boy......another "Poop Thread".....!!!!!

[karostay]

Originally Posted by AriaGrandparents2013

Oh boy......another "Poop Thread".....!!!!!

Does this story have a crappy ending

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by Bogie Shooter

Would you have been upset if he didn't bother to wave at all?

Nope. My upset threshold is waaaay up there. In actual fact, I feel special being the only person I know who has received a turd wave.

[Villages PL]

Imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the dog to see his owner waving it around for everyone to see.

[karostay]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

Imagine how embarrassing it must have been for the dog to see his owner waving it around for everyone to see.

Perhaps the pet owner has been accused of not picking up after his pet in the past..It was his way of saying see here it is
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